If Internet Celebrity Were A Drug…

It would be MD-fucking-MA… pure extacy!

Is it too soon to say I’m a celebrity on the information SUPER highway?

Probably not. How do I know this? Well, how about being listed on the growing blogs page! I know I’m only listed at #78, but I definitely beat out this stupid blog called The Farmer’s Daughter who is listed at (scoffs) #95. Plus most of the growing blogs are blogs not written in English… so technically I probably should be listed somewhere around #4 or #5.

To further support my cause, why not trying doing a Google search for “edward norton atheist” or “miley cyrus chatroom“? That’s right, I’m there on the first page!

So once the interweb starts getting their own hip, trendy nightclubs I know that I won’t need a reservation and I definitely know I won’t be standing behind the velvet ropes either.

~ by Rand McTally on July 4, 2008.