Edward “Bore”ton

So my blog has become decidedly popular unpopular over the last few days due a certain post I made a few weeks back about a certain (un-American and very Nazi) celebrity. As it turns out, public opinion of this supposedly great (but again very un-American and Nazi) actor run very high among certain circles on the internet. So, I think to myself how can so many people see greatness while all I see is everything that is wrong with America today? And how can a media (very liberal and presumably Jew-run) attach themselves to someone who obviously hates this country and wants to see it crumble from the inside? Could the answer really be brainwashing?

These questions I’m not prepared to answer. I don’t want to answer them because I’m afraid of what the true answer might be.

So, my post today isn’t going to slander Edward “I’m the only actor that can make a bad movie with Robert Deniro” Norton. I’m going to write about something I hate even more than Edward Norton, himself. And what do I hate more than Edward Norton? Simple, Edward Norton FANS!

Seriously, this is what they have had to say about me…

Yeah, right, like Edward’s really gonna solicit dirty whores on Sunset Blvd for sexual gratification. Please, I’m pretty sure he can get more a$$ than a couch.

This person obviously doubts my “connections” on the LAPD who have given to me on good authority that Norton has on several occasions solicited prostitutes (some of them being male). Well, I’d love to give out my sources here, but these men whom I am in close contact with are family men and I don’t want to see their names run through the mud in this little feud.

And the second “claim” about getting more A-(dollar)-(dollar) than a couch? Sure, I agree. Wholeheartedly I think that many couches across the country carry the herpes disease.

What else?

Obviously, the guy who wrote that blog is douche troll and is JEALOUS of Eddy.

I actually have nothing to say about this comment. I just like reading and then re-posting comments obvisouly written by second graders.

The last comment I found came from this site, I can’t find the post on the page anymore but I’m still getting traffic from the site. I’m not really sure of what this page is saying, it’s all in Russian… I can only imagine that the comment had nothing but good things to say about the card carrying Communist Norton. So the only thing I can reply to is more so a critique of Russia than it is about the poster; before you start learning to use the internet for celebrity worship, maybe you should focus more on improving the sad joke that you call a free market economy.

That’s all I have for now. I’m sure this is going to cause a bit more of a fire storm than my earlier post. So all I have to say is that any future comments could please be kept in either one of the two languages I know: English and/or pig-Latin. And for those of you who are behind my cause send let me know I just got a bunch of pamphlets back from the printers with the heading: “Let’s Curb-Stomp Edward Norton Out Of Hollywood” and I’m ready to start taking this to the streets.

~ by Rand McTally on June 30, 2008.